r-tard
I heart nerds. Really. I do.
harriet the spy
When I was a kid I used to love the book Harriet the Spy. She was the best. She used to play detective and run around with a notebook taking notes on everyone she knew and complete strangers. Of course her notebook was eventually discovered and she learned that you can’t go about writing mean […]
lazy sundays
Since I am having a lazy afternoon I thought I would come up with a list of things to do on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Personally I am taking the loner route and enjoying the silence…but in other cases I might consider any combination of these as being a near perfect day. Wake up at […]
the perfect relationship
Throw away all those self help books and stop watching Dr. Phil. I have come up with the plan for the perfect relationship. Given that scientific fact (and my own personal experiences) show that love never lasts longer than 11 months (in my case you could tally that up to 8 months with the final […]
maybe i don’t want one after all
Nothing worse than a pervy puppet. I don’t know if I want a Tickle Me Elmo now…
shure thing
If you still use the default headphones from your iPod then you have to realise that they suck. They don’t just suck. They suck BIG TIME. They are the worst and most painful headphones that exist on the market today. I don’t understand how Mr Jobs allows these giant pieces of crap to go out […]
coming clean
I have a sick addiction that I need to come clean about. It is a little bit embarrassing to be honest. Something that most people would never guess about me. A deep, dark hidden secret that only a few people know (like Arlie). What is this backalley addiction? Is it McDonalds (I’ve already come clean […]
ab fabulation
Went to a play last night with Jill and Arlie down at the Tricycle Theater in Kilburn called Fabulation or The Re-Education of Undine. I would recommend if you get a chance and you have a sense of humour you might actually enjoy this show. As usual, I didn’t really know the storyline before I […]
head case
It is hard to believe that it has been nearly 12 years since Green Day released Dookie. Last week I heard Good Riddance (Time of your Life) at a friends house and for some odd reason I have since heard it about 7 times on the radio. Is everyone feeling the Green Day like I […]
paparazzi
Having me around with a camera is the equivalent of being Princess Diana trying to get a quiet night out on the town with no photos… Doesn’t happen (well especially now that she is deceased). Yes. I am the freaking paparazzi. Never let your guard down around me. Never trust me. I will always be […]