Having me around with a camera is the equivalent of being Princess Diana trying to get a quiet night out on the town with no photos… Doesn’t happen (well especially now that she is deceased).
Yes. I am the freaking paparazzi. Never let your guard down around me. Never trust me. I will always be there. Watching. Waiting. And when you least (or most) expect it, I will capture you doing something that you probably will be ashamed of later.
And then I will broadcast it to the world.
And I probably won’t feel that bad about it…even though I don’t get paid to expose your darkside.
Only shows how much I probably like you as a human being cause I wouldn’t waste that much effort on people I hate. Or something like that.