of all the stupid useless…
I buy a lot of stupid, useless shit. There is no question about it. Every day at work I get a message that I have a package of yet more stupid and useless shit. I can’t help myself. I am addicted to eBay. Which might not be the worst thing for eBay stock, but is […]
product of the week
I figure that I should occasionally give props to some things (since I mostly complain about everything). So this week I’ve decided to write about my favourite hair product. Frederic Fekkai shea butter hair mask. This stuff rocks. It is a leave-in hair conditioner mask that you use once a week. I am pretty liberal […]
quicky recap
I know that I haven’t been the blog master so much this year. Things have been hectic and when things are hectic I can’t really think of what to write because my brain is going off in 12,000 directions at once. Here is a quicky recap of the last month. Went to Rome for a […]
states i’ve been to
Who really cares about those boring middle states anyways?
countries i’ve been to
I think I am missing half the world there. That sucks. Need to get south more often…
they can’t help it
When are people going to learn that when they do my makeup, they don’t have to make me look like a geisha? There are very few makeup artists that can resist the temptation of making me fully Japanesey. This was taken to a whole new level last week when at the party for Ornella’s new […]
how to make friends
Ever felt like sending your friends some money via Paypal? I once sent my friend David money for buying a wireless router. But then when Paypal asked me to write a subject and a note I was at a loss. So I did what every normal and sane person does. I wrote – thanks for […]
Happy birthday vodka doll!
My number one puta in full effect.
Friday afternoon travel droids
I am like a sea of light in this queue of zombielike business travellers. Get your liquids and laptops out, folks. Which reminds me of yet another pet peeve. People that have 20 minutes to prep in the line and then get to the x-ray and seem surprised that they have to take their coats […]
Does this make you famous?
Does this make you famous? Walking around this morning and saw this sticker. I don’t get it for two reasons. 1. Since when does being on goggle maps make you famous? 2. I have clearly already physically found them, so why would I have to find them again on a map? Maybe I am not […]