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California here I come, right back where I started from...

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Sitting in a park in Paris, France
Reading the news and it sure looks bad
They won't give peace a chance
That was just a dream some of us had
Still a lot of lands to see
But I wouldn't want to stay here
It's too old and cold and settled in it's ways here
Oh, but California
California I'm coming home
I'm going to see the folks I dig
I'll even kiss a Sunset pig
California I'm coming home

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle
Who did the goat dance very well
He gave me back my smile
But he kept my camera to sell
Oh the rogue, the red red rogue
He cooked good omelettes and stews
And I might have stayed on with him there
But my heart cried out for you, California
Oh California I'm coming home
Oh make me feel good rock'n roll band
I'm your biggest fan
California, I'm coming home

Oh it gets so lonely
When you're walking
And the streets are full of strangers
All the news of home you read
Just gives you the blues
Just gives you the blues

So I bought me a ticket
I caught a plane to Spain
Went to a party down a red dirt road
There were lots of pretty people there
Reading Rolling Stone, reading Vogue
They said, "How long can you hang around?"
I said "a week, maybe two,
Just until my skin turns brown
Then I'm going home to California"
California I'm coming home
Oh will you take me as I am
Strung out on another man 
California I'm coming home

Oh it gets so lonely
When you're walking
And the streets are full of strangers
All the news of home you read
More about the war
And the bloody changes
Oh will you take me as l am?
Will you take me as l am?
Will you?

 

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Posted March 10, 2010
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Wait, shouldn't there be a Montel show about ... Montel?

Sounds like the plot of one of his shows. Fathers who abandon their children.

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Posted March 7, 2010
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In Arizona, it's illegal to own more than 2 dildos...and other ridiculous laws.

I wonder what the punishment for owning more than 2 would be? Not that I'm worried or anything...

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Posted March 5, 2010
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It is great to see that Obama is spending his time wisely...

By meeting with Jay Z and Beyonce? Right. Good job, Mr President. Now how about fixing some shit, yo?

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Posted March 5, 2010
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Every overweight American should be given one of these.

People can blame a variety of things on being overweight, but it is pretty apparent when visiting the US that the portions are completely ridiculously huge and people's idea of what is normal is distorted. It would be good practise for people to carry one of these plates around for a month or so to see how their meals really size up.

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Posted March 4, 2010
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Of all the stupid, useless things to do in the world. Now you can bedazzle your pubic region. Holla!

Seriously? This has to be one of the dumbest things I've seen in a while.

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Posted March 4, 2010
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Most Facebook users (and the world) are getting dumber. Case in point here.

The most shocking thing that I found from this article regarding the Facebook oopsy security leak that sent out private messages was not really the fact that they were leaked, but the fact that most of the people writing the messages are complete morons. I fear from reading these and also MySpaz pages and YouTube comments that the world is getting dumber by the minute. The good news is that this probably means that I will be employed for the foreseeable future.

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Posted March 3, 2010
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If I had a spare $50k I might want one of these Rolex

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Posted March 3, 2010
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Damn girl, Naomi beats up her driver...

How many times can Naomi Campbell assault people? Obviously a few. She must be back on the powder.

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Posted March 3, 2010
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Just bought the Devotec Solar Sound bluetooth speakers

I just purchased these speakers. They are almost too good to be true.

Solar powered or charge off USB, wireless streaming via Bluetooth and good sound? COME ON. I'll let you know if they live up to expectations (nothing ever does).

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Posted March 1, 2010
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