Giles is the queen bitch. The only one that loves me. The only replacement for Roley… She even uses me as her avatar cause she loves me so much.


We have our thing where we say LYWYNY. In case you didn’t quite get what that means – it translates to Love ya, Want ya, Need ya. Not too sure where this originated from, but when Jackie Collins signed his copy of Lovers and Players I made that bitch write it in there (and then lost that copy somewhere in Skype’s old offices). Don’t tell her, she’ll kill me.