Damn, I love Tuong Ot Sriracha…on pretty much everything.

via nytimes.com http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/20/dining/20united.html
If you took a short squat Italian man and mixed him with a supermodel, this is what you would get.

via nydailynews.com Amazing that if you basically mashed together Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, you would get their daughter. She is like one of those computer generated images of what your baby would look like made by superimposing both people together. Goes to show you that even supermodel genes are not immune to some darker, […]
You want lice with that?

via seanorr.tumblr.com There are two things that I can not stand. 1) People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures. 2) The Dutch. Thanks Malthe for this (even if you are Dutch).
Fuck Yeah Chorizo Mac n Cheese

via dlynz.com OMG. Amazing. My mouth is watering. This looks bombtastic.
The most swine flu safe sex position is…

via gawker.com reverse cowgirl, but be sure to wear a condom as well! One wouldn’t want to dodge swine flu and then end up with something far worse.
A new hero in our midst…
I’m an American. In America, we don’t have Czars…
via youtube.com Every point is so well articulated here that I am starting to doubt my views. I mean, Democrats save stupid polar bears thereby not allowing us to drill for oil. They also kill babies by gouging their eyes out. They are evil, those Socialist liberals! Thank you, Malthe, for this gift of a […]
Ketchup that makes you say ouch to landmines.

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I am obsessed with hand sanitizer these days. Here is the lowdown.

via cnn.com Up to 80 percent of all infections get spread by hands, according to some estimates Alcohol disrupts the coating of virus and bacteria particles Hand sanitizer does not protect you from whatever you may touch next Washing with soap and water is better, but hand sanitizer is the next best thing
Food porn at its finest. Damn, I need to get to Kyoto!

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