Geisha is Japanese girl. Geisha is ROBOT! This might quite possibly be the greatest movie ever made.
It contains the following:
Geisha missle. Geisha dance. Geisha army. Geisha chainsaw. Geisha harikari. Geisha katana. Geisha transform. Samurai robot. Geisha assasin. FRIED SHRIMP! Tengu milk. Shiro robot. Handicap gun. Bust machine gun (that makes butts bleed apparently) and hip katana.