Am I missing something here or is my ass just that small?

2010-03-13_13

This is an epic fail.  I went to IKEA this morning to purchase various hanging devices for my clothing.  I bought 25 pants hangers, got them home and then discovered that they can't clip my trousers because they are too wide.  Turns out that they are skirt hangers.  WTF?  Who knew.  I also managed to lose the receipt, so it looks like I am stuck with an overabundance of skirt hangers for all those skirts that I never wear.