When I tell people that I hail from Fresno they usually wince and then say sorry…

Congratulations, Fresno. You are a triple threat with three titles that you can be proud of under your belt.

Not only are you America’s Dumbest City and The Meth Capital of the World, you have now been deemed by Men’s Health magazine as being America’s Drunkest City. Whoop!

Ah, yes. That is my home town. The Detroit of California.

Fresno received an “f” in this year’s study, which is based on death rates from alcoholic liver disease, car crashes caused by drunk driving … and the number of DUI arrests.

On the flip side of that, Boston came in as least drunk city. How the hell can a bunch of hicks outdrink the Irish? Amazing.