you know you are in the ghetto when…


Someone seems to have had a bad night outside of the council flats next to Portabella, right!

A recap of what you are looking at…

1) a pair of boxer shorts

2) 2 Primark bags with a KFC bag inside – like a ghetto shopping oreo

3) a Capri-Sun – well, I mean you gotta feed the kids something

4) a can of Stella Artois, otherwise known as “the wife beater” due to its high alcohol content

5) an unpaid bill final notice

6) a chav jumper

7) an empty Sprite can – to mix with the vodka, innit