resolutions 2007

I hate making resolutions. As Oscar Wilde once said: Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. So this year I have made a resolution to keep it simple. Yes, KISS (keep it simple, stupid) and stick to some things that I can actually accomplish.

What are these resolutions then?

1) Learn to whistle through my fingers (good for hailing cabs)
2) Clean out the boxes under the stairs
3) Eat sushi – a lot
4) Take guitar lessons (already signed up)
5) Learn to hem my own trousers (I actually own a sewing machine for this already)

That is all. See how easy that is? I can totally achieve these…