Our dear Bonita has found her true calling in life. Yes, she wants to work with Caga Tio. Oh the blessed holiday season.
—– Forwarded Message —-
From: Bonita Carroll
To: stephanie robesky
Sent: Sunday, December 3, 2006 1:39:41 PM
hmmm, was thinking about starting a summer enterprise for the month im back in oz…
“CHRISTMAS SHIT-LOG CRAFT WORKSHOP”
It has a special ring to it doesnt it…?!?!?
I’ll draw up the schedule now!!!
Requirements:
3 x cut wooden logs (SMALL,MEDIUM and LARGE – as the shit log has to grow)
6 x small sticks (small, med and large – legs of the shit log)
2 x A4 paper – for cutting eyes and mouth shapes
1 x black permanent marker
1 x red permanent marker
2 x cork – from wine or cava, the nose of the shit-log
3 x santas hats – varying sizes.
FOR THE FURURE USE OF THE SHIT-LOG,
Various beating sticks will be required, along with a bag of candy, and of course the garlic clove – which the shit-log ‘wee’s’ out of itself, to indicate that it isfull grown and ready to be beaten…!!!
Quite a simple workshop, do you think anybody would come?!?!?
Classes start 17th of December, Perth. Western Australia!
So, so wrong!
Love you,
Love Me.
XXX
PS. We are pleased to inform you, that the ‘CHRISTMAS SHIT-LOG CRAFT WORKSHOP’ is proudly sponsored by Reuters, MaoMao and the “SMILE FOR AFRICA FOUNDATION.”
