Our dear Bonita has found her true calling in life. Yes, she wants to work with Caga Tio. Oh the blessed holiday season.
—– Forwarded Message —-
From: Bonita Carroll
To: stephanie robesky
Sent: Sunday, December 3, 2006 1:39:41 PM
hmmm, was thinking about starting a summer enterprise for the month im back in oz…
“CHRISTMAS SHIT-LOG CRAFT WORKSHOP”
It has a special ring to it doesnt it…?!?!?
I’ll draw up the schedule now!!!
3 x cut wooden logs (SMALL,MEDIUM and LARGE – as the shit log has to grow)
6 x small sticks (small, med and large – legs of the shit log)
2 x A4 paper – for cutting eyes and mouth shapes
1 x black permanent marker
1 x red permanent marker
2 x cork – from wine or cava, the nose of the shit-log
3 x santas hats – varying sizes.
FOR THE FURURE USE OF THE SHIT-LOG,
Various beating sticks will be required, along with a bag of candy, and of course the garlic clove – which the shit-log ‘wee’s’ out of itself, to indicate that it isfull grown and ready to be beaten…!!!
Quite a simple workshop, do you think anybody would come?!?!?
Classes start 17th of December, Perth. Western Australia!
So, so wrong!
PS. We are pleased to inform you, that the ‘CHRISTMAS SHIT-LOG CRAFT WORKSHOP’ is proudly sponsored by Reuters, MaoMao and the “SMILE FOR AFRICA FOUNDATION.”