why i don’t want a daughter

I see these kids toys and I wonder what the hell ever happened to good old Strawberry Shortcake. Why are little girls dolls total slut hookers? Seriously – I would never buy my daughter a Bratz doll. They are like California tramps with fake tits and collagen lips. Not to mention their little half shirts and g-strings. It is so wrong in so many ways. And we all know that I’m not too strong of a feminist – but I even find these offensive.


And then you see some of the little girls walking down the street looking like total prostitutes.

What even happened to the innocent days of Smurfs and My Little Ponies?