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so sean lennon is looking for a girlfriend?

image Sweet – so Sean Lennon is looking for a girlfriend? I think I qualify as meeting his requirements…

The requirements: They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful – but beauty on the inside is more important – but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples.

Well apart from that fifth nipple – wait – where the hell are the 3rd and 4th nipples on my body?

Anyways – wouldn’t that be cute? Two little happa kids keeping the Nipon heritage mixed with the honkey fathers together. Basically we could reproduce our own little happas. Awesome. Bring it on, Sean!

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