Ok, maybe I exaggerated that one a slight bit. This is just a map of places I have lived. Please do not stalk me. If you show up on my door, I will stab you with a fork through the head. No really, that will be my friendly neighbours at the pub and they will do it for fun. Cause that is how they roll.

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And, yes, I do win the award for the most loser thing to do on a Friday night. Thank you. I accept it proudly.

Sad thing is that my map looks pretty lame and loser. WTF?