One night in a land far far away in the hallway of a hotel I witnessed a true breakdance master doing the worm. The grace of his movements reminded me of a pink elephant in a green tutu dancing along the 405 freeway in Los Angeles during rush hour. It was a thing of true beauty.

His actions inspired me to learn how to do the worm as well…

Coming soon: The wall crawl - an advanced move & why the Thomson Twins were wholly underappreciated as the best band of the 80s…