I love playing backgammon on my Austin Powers board. I, of course, am always Dr Evil. Even though I love it so much I hardly ever win and I definitely never have backgammoned anyone. That is until yesterday when I had a thrilling victory at the pub and defeated my opponent in the most humiliating of fashions.

Definition of Backgammoning someone:
A game in which one player bears off all of his checkers while his opponent still has one or more checkers on the bar or in the winner’s home board, counting for triple a normal game.