Well based on this article it certainly is a good thing that I am a virgin and plan to remain that way until I get married since according to the NY Post it is a fine line between innocent and slizut…

YOUR LAYS ARE NUMBERED
5, PURE;10, YOU’RE PARIS? THE FUNNY MATH OF N.Y. SEX
By MARINA VATAJ

“I’ve had nine sexual partners, but I tell my boyfriend that I’ve only had three. I don’t count some of them since they only happened once.”- Andrea, 28

October 24, 2006 — TO a woman, size does matter. But it’s not the size you’re thinking of. What women really care about is the length of the list of former lovers, which is usually either too many or too, too many. No matter how sexually liberated (or liberally sexual), most women believe that the number of guys they’ve had sex with (the average being somewhere between 7.2 and 10.5, depending on the survey) really does count.

Read the entire sorted affair here

This quote is great “I don’t count some of them since they only happened once.”. Awesome, one-night stands don’t count. You might as well rule out anything involving a condom since no skin is really touching. Go ahead and add in oral and anal sex (ala Clinton style) and then the whole world is nearly a virgin. Actually, you should probably subtract for any kinky stuff…giving yourself negative numbers!

“Yes, honey, I have slept with -3 people. I am that innocent.”

Reminds me of those dirty virgin stories that you always hear. Girls that do anything…BUT…because then their virginity remains intact.

Well - count me in, but I’m taking a different route. I am taking the mormon route. I am a born again virgin. Yep! As of today…just like Madonna and next I’m going to steal adopt a baby from Africa next week.

my mood:   innocent