post Category: random thoughts post postMay 25, 2006

Here are a few things that would make my life a) better b) more efficient…

1. Skinny mirror - if someone would just market a skinny mirror then every woman in the western world would purchase one. Is it a lie? Yes. Would I still look at it and love it? Yes! Every woman knows if they have skinny mirrors vs. fat mirrors. You typically go out of your way to avoid the fat mirrors. So why doesn’t someone just market a freaking skinny mirror? Hell, maybe I will do it.

2. Wireless electricity - yep. I said it. We need everything to be wireless. Great that we can couple devices with other devices via bluetooth, wifi, infrared. But those devices and things still need plugs. I want wireless electricity!

3. Free wifi - wifi should be free - everywhere to everyone. Simple.

4. An all in one device that is as simple to use and beautiful as an iPod. Without sucking.

5. More storage / more memory / more processing power

  

Horaayy..there are 2 comment(s) for me so far ;)

#1

Hey! I’m doing a project about chinese cuisine in america vs. china, and I came across some footage of yours up on google video. I was wondering if I could get permission to use it in my video, and maybe some of your pictures. (I’ll credit you definitely if you give me your name!)
- L

elle wrote on May 25, 2006 - May 25, 06 | 6:40 pm
#2

You probably already know this, after surveying the first Chinese person you met on the street, but here’s what I’ve heard alot of them say:

1. The Chinese Buffets here use way too much salt, because us fat Americans really love it.

2. All of our meat, beef, pork, and chicken, tastes different because Chinese livestock is still typically fed au naturel. I don’t even wanna take the google crash course in what all goes into the crap we feed ours.

3. Our fruits and vegetables are terrible in comparison, genetically engineered for mass shipping and longer storage, probably better suited for playing handball with than for eating. Their’s are soft, real juicy, and sweeter, like what we grew in Grandpa’s garden, picked from local fruit trees him and his buddies all shared in their back yards, plus the wild berries we collected along rail road tracks. Sorry for including that last irrelevant part, but damn, it sure tasted real good being raised a little hillbilly! :D

r95rdstr wrote on June 24, 2006 - Jun 24, 06 | 9:23 am
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