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November 7, 2005
My nose is itchy. My nose is itchy and DRY. My nose is driving me crazy. At this point I will try anything to make it stop.
This has included saline drops (which sucks as a remedy) and the most recent thing suggested to me (because in England they aren’t too hip to give you crazy concoctions to stick up your nose and snort) was putting Vaseline up my nose. To lubricate it.
And the sad thing is that I am so desperate - at this point - that my nose is resembling Rudolf the Red Nose Deertrout - that I am actually doing it.
Other things that Vaseline is good for:
Just remember, folks, that you are not supposed to use Vaseline with condoms…the oil breaks them down. So just stick it up your nose if you can…
it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
Horaayy..there are 2 comment(s) for me so far ;)
good story, you forgot to mention that vaseline is also good on the doorknob. (it helps to keep the kids out of the master bedroom)
Nerd girl, do you do anal? Do you like it when somebody is pounding your ass?Have you ever had somebody ejaculate in your anus?
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