post Category: random thoughts post postJuly 31, 2004

I have speaking with several people about a list of things that one should never share with their loved one. Just remember, some things are better left unsaid. This list works for both sexes. It also serves as future reference for things that I do not want to know.

  • Never admit to prior anal entry or entrance via digits or doodles
  • Never admit to having hooked up with your boyfriend/girlfriend’s friend (also see below)
  • Never admit to cheating - this one is very important. You must always remember that no matter how guilty you feel about your infidelity, you must never ever admit to cheating. Even when you are caught, you must try every avenue to deter this fact. It only ends up harming that other person more.
  • Never admit to the first bottle of wine. Although you might not understand this rule, you must still live by it.
  • Never admit to wearing a mesh shirt. (Men only)
  • Never ask another girl about previous sex scars in front of your girlfriend.
  • Never admit to making babies with another (even if those babies didn’t come to fruition)

      
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