This weekend went by quickly - as usual. Thursday night went on a date with the most boring person I have ever met. So boring that I actually fell asleep in the middle of the drive home. So boring that I didn’t even bother to give him my website address. I hope I never get caught talking this shit… Yes, I am mean. Oh well, such is life!

Friday night was Sant Jordi’s day. Went to dinner with my two boyfriends for the evening, Vincenzo and Ariel. We had sushi at Soba and then went to La Fianna for beverages. Ran into Fiona and crew there. Drank some cosmos. Then went to Otto VIP to meet up with Lola and a bunch of insane models.

Saturday woke up with a massive headache. Phoned Greg and then jumped in el Smart and headed for the beach since the day was beautiful. Went to Castadefells and had a nice lunch of paella and sangria. Then passed out topless on the beach for a few hours.

Sunday flew to Amsterdam with Fi. Did some shopping, met a few business partners, drank a little. Had a great dinner of Indonesian food. Fiona even ate goat! It was fantastic. I took the card and have to write down the address later, but if you are ever in Amsterdam you should visit this place. Then went to Jimmy Woo’s, Amsterdam’s VIP club. Blagged my way in the door with some help from Ornella. Alex from Jazzanova was playing. Great sound system. Fiona and I danced a little bit and then went to our hotel room. We were staying at the Swissotel and they gave us a handicapped room. It was great. We had remote controls on each of our beds to control the up/down/legs/heat. Imagine this while we were a bit buzzed. We both fucked with the bed for about 30 minutes while giggling our asses off.

Monday - business meetings and Argentinian steaks. Then home.

This weekend I take off to Vienna on Saturday where I stay until Monday. Oh joy! Snausages!