i was bored a while back and decided to do a yahoo personal. yeah, well. it is nice sometimes to see if you have a chance in the online dating world to meet some freaky people who will lust after you in a completely safe environment. i figure i can’t have too many stalkers when i am in barcelona…

so here is my yahoo personal…which - i might add has had 106 responses. wow, what a popular girl. i wonder how my current love life actually matches up with my demands for a man…(well, i realise looking at it that i wasn’t all that demanding - pulse, some change in the pocket, and the ability to make me laugh usually is enough for me).

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how would i describe myself in 120 characters or more? i’ll give you 10 random factoids about myself and you be the judge.

1. i travel a lot - for business and pleasure - favorite spot: italy
2. i have a bald cat - yes, that is correct, mr. bigglesworth pt. II
3. i’m trying to learn spanish - rather unsuccessfully
4. i collect things - dvds, records, action figures, you name it…
5. my favorite dish is mashed potatoes and corn - mixed up together (kind of white trash, i know)
6. currently reading the dice man by luke reinhart
7. i drive a piaggio liberty 50cc motoscooter - a regular old evil kinevil
8. i am a nerd - code my own website and everything!
9. i am a music buff - everything from coltrane to house music
10. i am not a freak, desperate, psycho, or a drug addict. just thought i’d get that out of the way!

figure that i will use the same format as the about myself dialogue.

1. someone who has read the dice man by luke reinhart
2. someone who will give me a back massage (ok, i have a pinched nerve in my back today, so i thought of that one)
3. someone who knows the words to the oscar meyer weiner song and will sing it at any given time to me
4. someone that can practise spanish with me
5. someone who knows the difference between coltrane and house music
6. someone who drives something more substantial than a piaggio libert 50cc motoscooter
7. someone who appreciates good food
8. someone who knows where italy is on a map
9. someone who is not allergic to bald cats
10. someone who is not a freak, desperate, psycho, or a drug addict.