Madonna sucks in her older age. What the fuck is: I drive a mini-cooper, I’m feeling super dooper? This is the most crap attempt at lyrics I have seen in a long time. Why doesn’t she try writing children’s rhyming stories now instead of being Eminem? I’m married to Guy Ritchie, I’m feelin’ super bitchy….WHOOOHOOO NOW PAY ME MY ROYALTIES!

I’m drinking a Soy latte
I get a double shotte
It goes right through my body
And you know
I’m satisfied,

I drive my mini cooper
And I’m feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell I’m a trooper
And you know I’m satisfied

I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I’m checking out the bodies
And you know I’m satisfied
I’m digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic’s shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I’m satisfied

I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I’m satisfied?

I’d like to express my extreme point of view
I’m not Christian and I’m not a Jew
I’m just living out the American dream
And I just realized that nothing Is what it seems