happy birthday to me. i’m old. where the hell are my damned presents? i haven’t been able to update the site because my crappy ass dsl isn’t working at home. ok, i didn’t pay my phone bill on time and they cut me off. i guess you can see that i am a year older and none the wiser. good to know! i have spent the last month travelling around the states. back home now. went to another porn convention in las vegas. then home to fresno for a few. then off to san francisco. i will write all about these little adventures later when i have time. ohhhh, and many pictures to come. including all of your favorite porn stars like fiona and gideon.