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August 19, 2002
last week went to miami for a few days. hot humid. porn convention. oh my mother would be so proud of me. snapping pictures of ron jeremy, watching people get blow jobs at parties. lovely stuff. needless to say, i think the high point of my weekend in florida was the mini tabasco bottles that room service brings. i was hoarding these bad boys like they were going out of style. what can i say, i love tabasco sauce.
after countless nights out, drinking quarts and quarts of cranberry vodkas, our time in fla came to a close. we drifted off to the aventura mall (i love the smell of commerce in the morning) and did a bit of shopping with the normal folks. then took our lovely little pontiac aztec (why did anyone make these cars?) off to the cordoza hotel in south beach (amen for that).
after a 13 hour flight. tired girl
alas, my journey was not to end on that steamy monday morning. i awoke at the buttcrack of dawn. feeling refreshed after having spent a pornfree evening eating room service and watching e! true hollywood confessions. hopped in a cab and off to nyc jfk. after a short airplane ride, that is.
arrived in jfk to find that my laptop bag - containing aforementioned photo of ron jeremy, a vibrator in transit to its new owner in nyc, and company laptop - were now missing. buh bye. got a lot of comments from the american airlines staff such as “ha, miami, yeah this always happens”. fuck it. got my lost bag report and went to the hotel.
headed out into the blistering eastern seaboard heat to get a haircut at an english speaking salon on 57th and 7th. then to dinner at sushi samba with gabu. many drinks and hamachis later we rambled into a bar. smoked some $7 packs of marlboro ultra lights whilst trying to enjoy the last smoke filled days in nyc. upon arrival at hotel, decided it was a good idea to have a drink in the trendy little bar. met a french prostitute (no, name not chloe with webbed feet). she tried to feel up my leg so i immediately called it a night and went to bed. alone!
next day, met up with lara (mister brown’s girl). had a hangover, but mister brown suggested that we go to mars 2112. i wanted to puke after the ride into outer space. ate a nice chinese chicken salad then off to dentist. spent $75 at dentist so that he could take an xray of my teeth and then lecture me all coked out for about 30 minutes. freako.
dinner with milty, lara, and friend dan. lovely little restaurant. spanish tapas mixed with italian flavour. nice wine, good conversation. went to chelsea hotel bar after that. remarked that this happened to be where sid killed nancy after holed up for several heroin induced evenings. oopsy sid. more to the story, but won’t delve into it.
then home.
and sleep for aprx. 18 hours straight before meeting up with biscuit and crew for an allnighter at ottozutz.
and sleep for aprx. 15 more hours before meeting up with biscuit and crew for rooftop party at model mike’s featuring mini-me, steamboat, and the rest of a new orleans dixieland jazzband then all nighter at bob sinclair at la terrazza followed by all morninger at fritz afterhour club followed by all dayer on beach followed by mussel dinner with giles followed by another 16 hours of straight sleep.
good night folks. that is all for now.
present to myself ala tiffany
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