got back on monday from cannes film fest party spectacular. had such a fantastic time being fabulous, sweetie darlings! upgraded our rent a wreck on the way out and booked our asses to cannes going 200km with jules and bill whilst rocking out to a little rock of the 80s. old man bill complained to the boys that we were a bit loud for his tastes. as if!

me n toni

on thursday eve with a bunch of folks to a lovely little french meal. then on to the VIP club for some dancing and very expensive cocktails ($20 each!). got up on friday morning bright and early and headed out to the yacht to check the internet connection. saw them filming a movie when i was on board attempting to have a meeting in my most hungover of states.

friday night was the vip party on the island. got all decked out with jules and went to our ferry to get some bevi’s. strange crowd mixture on the boat. all of a sudden i was looking down and noticed that i had about 5 of the boat boys staring up my skirt. lovely. went out to the island and sat down to a million course fish meal. couldn’t even eat because i was busily filling myself up on spirits. after dinner and a lovely show by salome de bahia, the entire party was instructed to move down to the beach. there was a huge floating stage and then the real show began. well - actually i wasn’t really paying attention in between all the private energy drink and vodkas that i was consuming and schmoozing people.

on my way to the bathroom, ran into someone from barcelona that i know. he happened to be there with the band - infinite mass - a swedish hiphop group. so i headed backstage with him. the boys were mucho mucho fun. i was taking tons of pictures of me and the porn stars and the band - and then guess what? yes, i deleted them. good job steph. i wanted to cry. other fantabulous people that i met that night - danny from private circle (clothing line) my little LA boy bringing some style to boring old Cannes! also, met toni ribas, porn god extraordinaire. dropped something on the ground in front of him and when bending over to pick it up - somehow my face ended up in his crotch. you can imagine my embarrassment (or delight). ended up in the hotel around 6 am.

infinite mass

will continue this later…much more to tell. jacuzzi’s, more porn stars, real stars, dancing, champagne, etc…