don’t even begin to ask me how these damned things fall into my clutches.
From: loser2
To: loser1
Subject: Re: hey!!!!
Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001
I’ll let you know when I get a date on that, otherwise feel free to come up any time before then. Jet Blue, very cheap. See you soon home slice.
From: loser1
Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001
Nice freshness! Dude…i had anal sex last week.
From: loser2
To: loser1
Subject: Re: hey!!!!
Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2001 22:05:04 -0400
First time?
From: loser1
Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001
No no. I too have traveled through the colon of a one Miss Hoe Girl* in an effort to place the head of my peenie against her anal cauliflower.
Truthfully ive had it before. but when i first moved back from cali i wanted
nothing to do with women. I went 5 months without having sex. last week i
finally started to hear the funk. You know…the funk that gets your partners face ugly while she gets her groove on.
From: loser2
To: loser1
Subject: Re: hey!!!!
Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 11:01:38 -0400
Hoe Girl*, nice call! Well those days are over now, I can you that. I’ll have to live vicariously through your adventures in sodomy.
Send me your home phone so I can get in touch with you when I hear about a
date in Sept. And if you’re tired of women, I can always put you in touch with J*, he seemed quite fond of you…SweetRose.
*names changed to protect the innocent
August 27, 2001

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